The Dog Diet
Funny story from a wonderful relative of mine…made me laugh during this coronavirus outbreak.
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“I interrupt the COVID-19 pandemic to bring you this lil story…
Last night I went to Sam’s Club to buy a bag of food for my dogs.
Already in line, a woman behind me asked me if I had a dog.
I stare at her (those who know me will imagine my gaze 🤔😳) …but then why would I be buying dog food…right? 😝😝
So on impulse I told her no, that I didn’t have a dog, that I was starting the dog food diet again, and that I probably shouldn’t because I ended up in the hospital the last time, but 15 pounds less!
I told her that it was the perfect diet and that all you had to do is carry the kibbles in your pocket and eat one or two every time you feel hungry (I have to mention that practically everyone in line was interested in my story).
Frightened, the woman asks me if I ended up in the hospital because the dog food had poisoned me. I answered…of course not!
I was admitted because I bent down to smell the butt of a bulldog and I was hit by a truck 😂😂😂
I thought the man behind her was going to have a heart attack…he was laughing so hard!
…Let’s continue promoting reading! 😁
I have to confess…I posted this to make you smile. It’s your turn to copy/paste it and make someone else laugh.
We need to laugh more! Have a GREAT DAY😄😄😄”
(Credit Photo: Andy Blumenthal)