Snipped My Tie
This was pretty funny.
I had a loose thread on my tie as is wont to happen.
And I know well enough not to try and pull it, because then you can really mess the tie up.
But I am so busy in the office rushing around doing a million things.
So I pull out a scissors and still in a hurry just try to snip off the thread.
Well, I snipped it a little to close to the tie apparently.
This turned out not as a haircut, but more like a scalping.
No more thread, and no more tie!
Thank G-d, this wasn’t a circumcision or we’d really be in trouble.
One more lesson is always keep an extra tie at work. ;-)
(Source Photo: Andy Blumenthal)