Wow, this is a standout bowl for any table.

The lime green floating in the waves of this glass is amazing.

Never thought I’d be mesmerized by anything green that wasn’t in nature! ;-)

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Thought this was a great planter.

Beautiful purple flowers coming right from Buddha’s head.

Serene in so many ways! ;-)

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Couldn’t believe that this was a real product in CVS.

Didn’t think any legitimate product would actually be named “Butt Paste.”

Can you imagine going up to the pharmacist and asking:

Do you have any butt paste?

Pharmacist:

Oh yes, it’s in Aisle 7. Do you want me to show you where it is?

Now, we’re really going down a rabbit’s hole! ;-)

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Choose a doll, any doll.

Unfortunately, these remind me of Stephen King’s Children of the Corn.

Watch out grown ups, they’re coming for yoooou! ;-)

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Maybe a little weight discrepancy on this boat.

Net effect is similar to the Titanic.

What is that cute little dog make a poop like that?

Sh*t flows downhill, as they say. ;-)

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Beach living!

It’s living.

Sun, sand, and surf.

And a nice pair of wheels doesn’t hurt. ;-)

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Please see my new article in The Times of Israel called “Our World of Fake News.”

Fake news about Israel and the Jews continues to proliferate from many mainstream news sources that have sold out to the devil any credibility, they may have one had. Whether it’s the “Failing New…


These are great cars for the kids.

Sporty and colorful.

Fun to pretend to drive.

Just like a big person.

Watch the speeding please! ;-)

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These VW Vans were the best!

The Hippie generation knew just how to make them gorgeous.

Peace, Love, Rock and Roll!

And the rainbow streaks and flowers for added good cheer.

If VW would make these already with the paint job with all this expression, I bet they would sell like hotcakes! ;-)

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Like these big blue eyes in the heart-shaped earrings.

The eyes even have these cool eyelashes!

We got the eyes (I’s) and the heart (love) — where’s the you?

Maybe we give the earrings to “you” and then it’s I love you! ;-)

(Credit Photo: Dannielle Blumenthal)

Andrew (Avraham) Blumenthal

Andy Blumenthal is a dynamic, award-winning leader with 30 years of experience delivering results across the public and private sectors. Views are his alone.

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